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So
the president of China said:
"You the man!"
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And
so I said,
"No: YOU the man!"
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Now
that's diplomacy!
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so I thought. But they told me later that he was really saying,
"Yu de mang," which in Chinese means "You
stupid shit: you keep propping up governments and they keep
biting you in the ass! When are you going to learn?" |
| Well,
you know, Chinese is a tonal language, and it just so
happened that my particular pronunciation came out to mean,
"How 'bout this: we'll keep buying your sneakers
and you just keep your nose out of it!" |
| I
guess it was OK. In my check-in that night Dick said, "Don't
worry about it." |
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| Also,
I have something to say to all my friends in the liberal
media and the Democratic Senate...well,
uh...how can I put this...well, ARI FLEISCHER WAS THE ONE
WHO SENT THE ANTHRAX. But he is very sorry and realizes
it was a mistake. Look, people do strange things in war time--especially
the BRAVE. |
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| One
last thing: Any white powder found in the Oval Office
while I'm in China should be left right where it is! |
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