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Governor Bush has decided the voters deserve answers about his "lost years" (1968-74). To that end, campaign HQ is publishing, in a serialized format, a supplement to W's autobiography.
This is Episode 4
Episodes: Intro |  1  |  2  |  3  |  4  |  5  |  6 (updated 6/23)

Dad's man in the Air Force took my application form, looked it over quickly until he got to the bottom, where I had volunteered for service in Vietnam, then he stared up at me intensely. He was obviously confused. His assignment had been to lay the ground work to get me into the guard. Now I'd have to explain to him that I had made up my mind to fight for my country instead of hiding out in Texas.

The thought of having that conversation gave me another wave of feelings of pride, and pushed the fear back down. But the officer left the room without saying a word. I sat, unsettled, waiting for him to come back for maybe 20 minutes. He returned with a relaxed smile on his face, and a new form.

"Could you sign this again for us, George?" he said, laying the form down in front of me.

They had filled in a new form for me, with all the same answers I had given except the last question--the volunteering overseas question. To that they answered, "NO."

I looked up at him, and he gazed down with the same calm smile. He sort of gave me a little nod and gestured that I sign it.

I signed it. How did this guy know that's all it would take to dampen my resolve, when I didn't even know that until just now?

That old familiar feeling of letting Dad down--and letting myself down--washed over me. I slipped into a bit of a trance that would last much of the next few years. All I could feel was that I needed a drink.

Please email suggestions--or full episodes--to If I use your episode, you get a by-line. If I get a bunch, I'll start posting good ones on a separate page. It would be fun to have a few different plot lines unfolding at the same time.
Radio ads produced for by Ingrid Behrens & Brendan O'Brien:

"Big Brother"
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"Death Watch"
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"A Wing and a Prayer"
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"Thin Skins"
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"Unkindest Cuts"
1.1 MB
"Education Reformer"
"At the Rodeo"
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Priceless footage of W publicly picking his nose -- right from ESPN coverage of a Rangers game when W was part-owner.
W preparing for a tough debate
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Other Political sites:
Harry Browne:
Libertarian for Prez


News sites on Bush:

Texas Observer's
Skeleton Closet
Bush Watch Cocaine Feature
Austin Chronicle
Texas Observer

Other Bush Parodies or Informative sites:
[if yours isn't listed here let me know]
GWBush Art
Unauthorized Bush(Sr.) Bio
Bush is the Antichrist (with a well-reasoned argument)
The Bush Body Count
Another "questionable" Bush site
The Serial President and
Bush Kills Web Sites
The Queen Mother
(Ma Bush on kids and drugs)
Bush Song Page
GWBush: Hypocrisy on Parade

Drug War links:
Frontline's "Snitch"
The November Coalition
Family Watch
Common Sense for Drug Policy
Cop Vs. CIA: LA Cop takes
on CIA over drug running.
Movement Against Corruption
and Complicity
Forfeiture Endangers American Rights

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