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OK folks...things are getting interesting. "Reputable" news sources like the Boston Globe, NYTimes and AP have all printed the facts:
  • Bush got into the National Guard and avoided Vietnam by jumping ahead of 500 other men on a waiting list.
  • A wealthy friend of then-congressman George Bush Sr. asked the Speaker of the Texas House of Representatives to get Bush Jr. into the guard despite the waiting list.
  • Bush was the only guardsman (i.e. not bound for Vietnam) in a pilot training class of 71 regular Air Force trainees, most of whom would go to Vietnam--some to their deaths.
  • Bush effectively went AWOL for one year during the height of the Vietnam war, without suffering any consequences whatsoever. He was allowed to "make up" the time his missed--and then was honorably discharged early so that he could begin attending Harvard Business School. (Which he got into despite a C average as an undergraduate.)

Meanwhile, the cocaine story continues to develop. First, it has come out that Bush attended notorious drug fiend Hunter S Thompson's Super Bowl party in 1974. He must have been in an especially celebratory mood with his discharge from the Guard and acceptance into Harvard Business School.

Remember, 1974 is the year where Bush's denial of cocaine use stops. He says he's been clean since that year but won't comment on 1974 or before. Asked about Bush's activities at the party Thompson, who's most famous book is Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, said,

"I can't be expected to remember what every drug-addled yuppie hanger-oner who wanted to get close to me during a football game twenty-five years ago digested. There were so many dope fiends milling about, I don't remember what some Yalie named Bush, whose father was a factotum in the Nixon Administration, was doing....I don't want to become the Deep Drug Throat....I won't do it." [New Yorker magazine, May 15 2024] Isn't that just Priceless!

So we, the electorate, are presented with a hazy 6 year period of George W Bush's life that begins with a decision to duck the overwhelming responsibilities that all the young men of his time faced, and that ended in a drug-filled sky box with plenty of witnesses...

And by the way: Larry Flynt, who was so enraged by the impeachment thingy that he hired ex-CIA operatives to gather dirt on the Republicans, keeps hinting that he's got some REALLY INTERESTING PHOTOS of W...no doubt there were a few cameras at that star-studded Super Bowl party.

Just what the future will bring is impossible to say...

But one thing is for sure: GWBush.com isn't going to sit around and wait! No, sir! We're going to bring you several POSSIBLE versions of what might have filled W's lost years. The story/ies will unfold daily on this site, providing a window into the life--THE LIVES!--of the young and so-far mysterious George W Bush.

Keep in mind, the National Guard is a weekend thing. What did young Dubya do with the other 5/7ths of his time? And what was so pressing that he needed to GO AWOL for a whole year?

Perhaps he was just trying to find himself...a walk in the wildness? or a walk on the wild side? ...perhaps he was recruited for some top-secret mission to thwart Vietcong infiltration of the US across Texan borders! Or maybe he was just watching the game havn' a bud. Stay tuned and find out!

The fun begins Thursday, June 8--tell all your friends. And if anyone wants to contribute ideas for the story, PLEASE DO: lostyears@gwbush.com
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News sites on Bush:

Texas Observer's BushFiles.com
Skeleton Closet
Bush Watch Cocaine Feature
Austin Chronicle
Texas Observer

Other Bush Parodies or Informative sites:
[if yours isn't listed here let me know]
GWBush Art
Unauthorized Bush(Sr.) Bio
Bush is the Antichrist (with a well-reasoned argument)
The Bush Body Count
Another "questionable" Bush site
The Serial President and
Bush Kills Web Sites
The Queen Mother
(Ma Bush on kids and drugs)
Bush Song Page
GWBush: Hypocrisy on Parade

Drug War links:
Frontline's "Snitch"
The November Coalition
Family Watch
Common Sense for Drug Policy
Cop Vs. CIA: LA Cop takes
on CIA over drug running.
Movement Against Corruption
and Complicity
Forfeiture Endangers American Rights

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